How Government Works


Once upon a time the government had a vast scrap yard in the middle of a desert. Congress said someone may steal from it at night, so they created a night watchman position (GS-4)and hired a person for the job.

Then Congress said, “How does the watchman do his job without instruction?” So they created a planning position and hired two people: one person to write the instructions (GS-12) and one person to do time studies (GS-11).

Then Congress said, “How will we know the night watchman is doing the tasks correctly?” So they created a Q. C. position and hired two people, one GS-9 to do the studies and one GS-11 to write the reports.

Then Congress said, “How are these people going to get paid?” so they created the following positions, a timekeeper (GS-09) and a payroll officer (GS-11) and hired two people.

Then Congress said, “Who will be accountable for all of these people?” So they created an administrative position and hired three people: an Admin. Officer (GM-13), an Assistant Admin.
Officer (GS-13) and a Legal Secretary (GS-08).

Then Congress said, “We have had this command in operation for one year and we are $18,000 over budget, we must cutback overall cost,” so they laid off, the night watchman.

Of course the only one cut would be the only one who was actually doing something, the rest where just created positions to push paper around in circles and pretend to be actually doing work. It is a great gig if you can get one but totally worthless as far as actual work is concerned.
And there are some who still think that the Government can run investment banks, insurance companies, auto companies and even health care. Surely you can’t be serious.

March Madness


Random Ramblings from the Resident Raptor.

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Surely oppression and extortion make a wise man foolish, and a bribe destroys the understanding and judgment. Eccl 7:7 (AMP)

It is sport to the foolish man to do evil, but the man of good sense takes delight in wisdom. Proverbs 10:23

I’m scared! I don’t know whether the world is full of smart men bluffing or imbeciles who mean it. Morrie Brickman

Whoever walks with wise people will be wise, but whoever associates with fools will suffer. Proverbs 13:20

March MadnessImg2 When I mention March Madness most people think of NCAA basketball and the final free-for-all playoff tournament. These tournaments determine the national champions of college basketball.

How March Became Madness: How the NCAA Tournament Became the Greatest Sporting Event in America

The NCAA tournaments are an American tradition that sends millions of fans into a synchronized frenzy each year. It is this chaos that gives the tournament its March Madness nickname. March Madness is the concentrated hype of 65 teams vying for college basketball’s biggest prize. It’s the last-second, buzzer-beating baskets, the euphoria of winning to play another day, and the agony of losing and going home.


Well this MARCH, and I am not talking basketball, but politics and the AIG bailouts, and bonuses paid to retain “top” employees in a failing business venture. To think Obama’s administration voted for the bail-out bill, which included the exception to executive bonuses, and then turns around and cries foul when those exempted bonuses are actually paid. Is it just me or does this sound like madness to anyone else? We used to call this kind of giving “Indian giving” (my apologies to American Indians). A more accurate analogy of an ‘Indian Giver’ today would be someone looking for a Quid Pro Quo. When a native American Indian gave a gift there was an expectation of a greater gift being given back, or a QUID PRO QUO. Sounds like politicians have taken to the “INDIAN giver” routine quite nicely wouldn’t you agree? But not only are politicians proponents of the Indian gift, so too are American corporations. Much like the large number of College basketball teams vying for a coveted championship, these politicians and corporations are acting like madmen chasing after taxpayer bailouts and government kick-backs. It has become chaotic and zoo-like.

The Federal Government, under Democrat control, asked AIG to write sub-prime loans by promising Freddie Mac and Fannie Mae would back these worthless loan instruments. Fannie and Freddy then found themselves unable to float these bogus loans when the stock market took  a dive, and the whole floor fell out of the housing market. As a result, AIG found themselves, along with other banks and lending institutions, in financial trouble. Obama promised to bail them out because the government was responsible for this irresponsible lending program in the first place but “do not tell anyone”.

As a result of the bail-out the government, which sees itself as having control over the insurance giant, now wants to tell AIG how to run their business. Again the feds are struck with madness. To think that a bunch of bureaucrats, who have never run anything bigger than a re-election campaign, feel they are qualified to run the largest insurance company in the world. This is totally insane! Just look at how well they run the government! Anyway, back-room negotiations go on and the deal is struck. Months later, when business returns to normal, which is after all what the bail out was supposed to accomplish, and the bonuses are actually paid, the government cries foul.

I am not sure who was supposed to give whom what, but something apparently fell apart in this INDIAN GIFT exchange. AIG wanted something in return for the bail out or UNCLE SAM wanted something in return for the gift but neither got what they thought they were getting. I would simply call that FRAUD.

While congress is madly rushing about trying to figure out how to get the money back, and keep the country focused on this INDIAN GIFT exchange, underneath the radar, billions of taxpayer dollars have left the country through AIG to foreign banks. In the wake of all this madness surrounding the AIG debacle, Congress continues to move full-speed ahead on ever-increasing government spending and freedom robbing legislation.

Congress is chasing millions while billions have left the country. The Obama administration wants the country to be outraged over a few company bonuses while they continue to spend trillions of dollars on worthless pork projects. Why are they concentration on a measly 163 million while they spend trillions? THIS IS MADNESS at the highest level. THESE PEOPLE are INSANE!

All this madness would never have happened if our elected officials had only listened to ‘WE THE PEOPLE’. We told congress not to BAIL THESE FOLKS out in the first place. I am convinced however that the whole AIG program was orchestrated by the Obama administration as a way to funnel tax payer money to foreign donors to his campaign under the guise of BAILING OUT FAILED Companies. After all, none of the money actually did any good in bailing out any of the intended benefactors of the government largess. IN fact the reverse is true! They are still failing.

Call me mad if you want to, but I was never in favor of bailing out any company- especially with taxpayer money. I might have supported a moratorium on corporate taxes to help them restructure their debt load but I would have never thrown money at them. So it truly is MARCH MADNESS on full display in our federal government. This whole scandalous event, demonstrates vividly the ineptitude of the current crop of elected officials. The inmates have for a surety, taken over the asylum. I would say someone has flown over the cuckoo’s nest this month. What say you?

But those who are waiting for the Lord will have new strength; they will get wings like eagles: running, they will not be tired, and walking, they will have no weariness. Isaiah 40:31 (BBE)

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Between Two Thieves


Between Two Thieves
Then two thieves were put on crosses with him,
one on the right and one on the left.
Matt 27:38 (BBE)

The old priest lay dying in the hospital. For years He had faithfully
served the people of the nation’s capital. He motioned for his nurse to come near.
“Yes, Father?” said the nurse.

“I would really like to see Harry Reid and Nancy Pelosi before I die”, whispered the priest.

“I’ll see what I can do, Father,” replied the nurse. So the nurse sent the request to Pelosi and Reid and waited for a response.

Soon the word arrived. Harry and Nancy would be delighted to visit the priest. As they went to the hospital, Harry commented to Nancy, “I don’t know why the old priest wants to see us, but it will certainly help our images.” Nancy couldn’t help but agree.

When they arrived at the priest’s room, the priest took Nancy ‘s hand in
his right hand and Harry’s hand in his left. There was silence and a look of serenity on the old priest’s face.

Finally Nancy spoke. “Father, of all the people you could have chosen, why did you choose us to be with you as you near the end?”

The old priest slowly replied “I have always tried to pattern my life after our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ.” The old priest continued…”He died between two lying thieves. I would like to do the same.”


Government Prints New Currency To Ease Government Debt


Monopoly Justice

Image by mtsofan via Flickr

With the rate the government is spending taxpayer money,
the dollar will soon be worth about as much as Monopoly money.

Give me, Give me, and then give me Some More


 
 
Random Ramblings from the Resident Raptor
Insight from the Journey across the Sky
Children shouldn’t have to provide for their parents, but parents should provide for their children. 2 Cor 12:14 (GW)

The more I listen to political news pundits promote Obama’s "stimulus package" I have to pause and reflect on the wisdom of scripture. The more debt we amass for our children and their children, the less responsible we are as good stewards of what God has entrusted us with. It was the misuse of credit and deficit spending that has gotten us into this mess in the first place. Taking out loan obligations that are beyond our abilities to pay is irresponsible, and I might add sinful. God does not take too kindly to greed and avarice.

This is what happens to everyone who is greedy for unjust gain. Greed takes away his life. Proverbs 1:19 (GW)

Do not wear yourself out getting rich. Be smart enough to stop. >Proverbs 23:4 (GW)

10 Whoever loves money will never be satisfied with money. Whoever loves wealth will never be satisfied with more income. Even this is pointless. 11 As the number of goods increase, so do the number of people who consume them. What do owners gain {from all their goods} except {the opportunity} to look at them? 12 The sleep of working people is sweet, whether they eat a little or a lot. But the full stomachs that rich people have will not allow them to sleep. >Ecclesiastes 5:10-12 (GW)

6 How horrible it will be for the one who makes himself rich with what is not his own and makes himself wealthy on loans. How long will this go on?’ 7 Won’t your creditors suddenly rise up and those who are going to shake you wake up? Then you will become their prize. >Habakkuk 2:6-7 (GW)


We ignored common sense and good judgment when we heard about instant credit and ‘no payments, no interest’ loan schemes.   The purpose of these scams was to sell us goods we could not otherwise afford. So when the time came for the price to be paid, there was not enough money so we found ourselves in default. The fault is we have borrowed against our futures and our children’s futures and thusly done wickedly in God’s sight.

In our rush to ‘profit’ we disregarded solid biblical counsel and have reaped what we have sown. The promise of ‘get it now pay later’ has been too appealing for too long. Too many have drunk from the fountain of ‘easy terms, easy credit’. ‘Take what you want’ and not just what you need has been instilled in far too many of our citizenry, including those of the Christian faith.

It is to those who profess Christ that I address these comments. I fully expect those who do not accept Jesus as Lord, to do as their own selfish motives would dictate, but as Christians we are held to a far higher standard. This includes Christian businessmen and political leaders.

We do not need bailouts or handouts. We need repentance. We need to address our greed and lust for more and seriously repent of our sin before God. Parents, it is not the responsibility of your children or your children’s children to provide for your greed. It is selfish of us to think that we can continue to borrow against our future generations and bankrupt them while we continually pad our nests with more and more needless things.

If we were looking out for our children and actually laying up treasures for them then perhaps we would not be in the mess we now find ourselves. We are not providing for our children if we expect them to pay for our retirement programs because of our failure to plan ahead. We  are not providing for our children when we demand special low-cost medical care while saddling them with the increased costs of providing it. We are not caring or loving our children when we force them to pay over-inflated prices for homes, goods and services because we want to make huge profits. We are profiting off the backs of our children. Shame on us! We do not deserve a bail out. We deserve judgment from God. Repent so God can bless us once again. Let us get back to Godly wisdom when it comes to handling our finances. May the Lord have mercy on us all!

But those who are waiting for the Lord will have new strength; they will get wings like eagles: running, they will not be tired, and walking, they will have no weariness. Isaiah 40:31 (BBE)

Along for the journey

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