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Website Allows Raptured Christians to Email Those Left Behind

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June 8, 2008
This one is certainly fit for the LOONY bin.

Jesus left a message behind when he was “Raptured” and that message was “You go and tell everybody about me”. SO DO IT NOW!

clipped from www.christianpost.com
Website Lets Christians E-Mail Friends After Rapture

Christians who believe they might one day be physically swept up to heaven in the Rapture will be able to send e-mails to loved ones left behind on Earth nearly one week after the apocalyptic event takes place, thanks to a new website.

YouveBeenLeftBehind.com lets subscribers send an e-mail message to up to 62 people exactly six days after they’ve disappeared from the face of the Earth, Wired Magazine’s Threat Level reports.

The website, run by Mark Heard along with four other Christians, dispatches the e-mails when at least three staff members fail to log in for six consecutive days. Its main purpose is to give Christians one final shot at evangelism.

“You’ve Been Left Behind gives you one last opportunity to reach your lost family and friends for Christ,” states the website.

The services offered by the site cost $40 a year. Heard told Threat Level that he already has paying subscribers.
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Could this be the reason for higher gas prices?

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June 8, 2008
If this is actually the true voting record of these ELECTED officials who are supposed to be doing the peoples work then I have to wonder how many people of the governed actually support the majority opposing views?
clipped from www.townhall.com
Keep electing Democrats!

ANWR Exploration
House Republicans:91%Supported

House Democrats: 86% Opposed

Coal-to-Liquid
House Republicans: 97% Supported

House Democrats: 78% Opposed

Oil Shale Exploration
House Republicans: 90% Supported

House Democrats: 86% Opposed

Outer Continental Shelf (OCS) Exploration
House Republicans: 81% Supported

House Democrats: 83% Opposed

Refinery Increased Capacity
House Republicans: 97% Supported
House Democrats: 96% Opposed

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Top 10 Make-over tips for Today’s Church

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June 8, 2008
clipped from www.townhall.com

1. Get men who dig being rowdy back in the pulpit.

2. Could we have some sound doctrine, por favor?

3. Preach scary sermons (at least every fourth one).

4. Get rid of 99.9% of “Christian” TV.

5. Quit trying to be relevant and instead become prophetic contrarians, I’m talking contra mundus, mama!

6. Put a 10-year moratorium on “God wants you rich” sermons (yeah, that’s what we need to hear nowadays, you morons, more sermons about money, money, money!).

7. Embrace apologetics and shun shallow faith.

8. Evangelize like it’s 1999.
clipped from www.townhall.com

9. Push lazy Christians to get a life or join a Satanic Church.

10. Demand that if a Christian gets involved in the arts that their “craft” must scream excellence and not excrement.
As much as it is a believer’s duty to become all things to all people and not be removed freakish monks stuck in an ecclesiastical time warp, it is first and foremost the Christian’s duty to stand for God
I just wish I would have said it first. Kudos to Doug Giles
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